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lest we forget -




DEMOCRAT HATE MONGERING -


TAGS: because they don t have truth
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terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 10:50 pm
LOL'D. not because the poster is good, but because it implies that you're completely blind to the actions of your own party, and even your own comments.


BECAUSE DEMOCRATS CAN'T HANDLE REALITY -




GOP -


TAGS: impeach obama cause he s bad
Rating: 2.46/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:18 pm
Both Sarah and Rick could be used as evidence that humans don't evolve.


CLIMATE ALARMIST HYPOCRITES - 140 private jets, 1,200 limos and 40K tons of CO2. In one week these clowns will create a carbon footprint equal to the annual footprint of 30 small countries.




LIBTARDS STEALING IDENTITIES -




DEMOCRATS RENAME AMERICA "WEST GREECE" -




BECAUSE -




The ugly truth -


TAGS: cause and effect
Rating: 3.89/5

More politifakes by Zeitguy

Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:21 pm
Macabre response. What's up?
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 11:15 pm
That makes two of us.haha...Maybe we should do the Thelma and Louise thing. Right? LOL..Oh, well..l might not be long for this world anyways. In any case, it was nice debating with you, mate. :-) Cheers.
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Thanks faux, but I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:04 pm
And don't say that scientists are unsure about global warming. Look it up.
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 11:03 pm
Truer words have never been spoken. Good point, Zeit. :-) Glad to have you aboard.
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 10:59 pm
I understand that it can be threatening to an ego if a heartfelt belief is revealed to be false, but the truth shall set you free.
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 10:54 pm
Emma I think you debate for the sake of debate. No amount of scientific evidence will sway you from your preconceived, comfortable, perception of reality. Maybe next time you could provide evidence why the scientific community is wrong in their consensus.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
or asking too much of you
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 10:25 pm
I don't understand you zeitguy. You make statements and when asked to back them up start with the blind ideology rants followed by "you're exhausting." All you had to do was back up your statement. I don't see where that's me deserving your statements.
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 9:25 pm
Worry not... I think she finally passed out again from all the hyper-ventilating (hence, the lull...and the break for us) :-/ If her mum is out there listening, do be sure to turn her on her side.Don't want to lose her! Poor thing.Been a rough day for her
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 9:21 pm
Emma, your exhausting.
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 9:11 pm
All that political m'asturbation will do that to you. X-D *laugh* *snort* snort* "I.KILL.ME!" ~ ALF, 1987
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 8:52 pm
There you go again. I don't agree with you, therefore it's blind ideology. Sounds like you might, just might, be describing yourself. Not that difficult to provide proof of your statement unless there is no proof.
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 8:12 pm
Ok fine. I'm sure you've googled the same information sources that I have and know that many different disciplines are employed to compile data of past climate conditions. The fact that you dismiss these findings is testament to your blind ideology.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 5:24 pm
by the way, I noticed you never came up with how scientists can accurately say what the temperature was 100,000 years ago. I'm sure you have the data available and just forgot to answer it
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 5:23 pm
and your go to phrase would be "if you don't agree with my statements, you just "refuse to accept the obvious" and "I can't prove anything, but I can throw enough crap out there and maybe, just maybe, something will stick"
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 5:21 pm
I knew you wouldn't be able to understand the question nor have an answer available. That's ok and, as the world's most interesting man says "Stay Stupid, my friend, stay stupid"
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 4:03 pm
LMAO#69216(Emma)"explain how science is able to reveal the temperature from 100,000yrs ago.Black magic is not the correct answer!" From the album,"STUPID S'HIT SAID BY 'MURICANS.Vol4" In stores now(where you can find Twinkies and other fine food products)
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 1:43 pm
Right on cue, as predicted. Knew you couldn't resist mentioning me. I know the events of the morning have embarrassed you deeply. You don't have to remind us, Xtianboy. Tissue, mate? :-)
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 12:50 pm
Yeah sorry about that, it's just that I know that's one of your " go to" phrases and it would have more impact if spelled correctly.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 11:51 am
Now kindly explain how the "scientific evidence" was able to reveal the exact temperature from 100,000 years ago. Black magic is not the correct answer. And, no fauxnews, that isn't a racist phrase.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 11:50 am
translation (zeitguy): if you don't agree with me, you have a closed mind. herpa derpa!
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 11:49 am
ah, the grammar nazis have arrived
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 10:49 am
Now set your watch,Zeit.Taking bets here for how long it will take for SToolio to chime in with his daily morning meltdown and react to my innocent little posting here.BTW...it's not dinosaur bones,dummy.DRAGON bones.Did you get the latest Xtian memo? ;-p
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 10:42 am
...Like he said,you don't want to "use my tactics."He's scared you might start pushing his b'uttons as badly as I do.Then you got stuck with him as a creepy insecure stalker who won't stop talking about you, long after most stable people would've moved on
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 10:36 am
Yes, Zeitguy...listen to the little chicken man's advice about how to conduct yourself on on this site. Look how well it has worked for him...lol
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 10:20 am
And BTW it's non sequitur
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 10:01 am
If you refute the scientific evidence because you don't understand the process, then any debate concerning the issue is lost to a closed mind.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 9:43 am
The big question is should man clean up his act? and the obvious answer is yes, but doing the chicken little dance does nothing to resolve the local issues like smog, polluted rivers, etc.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 9:41 am
It's more you discarding patterns of glacial cycles, previous warming and cooling, the effect of volcanoes, solar activity, etc. and just blaming any fluctuations in the climate on man.
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 9:37 am
Scientific discovery? How did they get exact measurements of temperatures from 100,000 years ago?
EmmaRoydes - July 17, 2014, 9:36 am
Non sequitar. tsk tsk. Do try to stick to the discussion and not divert to some fauxnewsian tactics please.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 5:54 pm
Your lack of trust in scientific discovery when it doesn't support your belief is quite revealing.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 5:51 pm
You both probably think that god put dinosaur bones on the earth to test your faith.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 5:49 pm
My mistake, it was OTC's confusing thread of reasoning.
OTC - July 16, 2014, 5:38 pm
That's funny, she points out its sarcasm and you're confused about reasoning?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:01 pm
what thread of reasoning are you referring to? Maybe I can explain my position a little better if I know what you are referring to.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 4:47 pm
Not upset, just confused with your thread of reasoning.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:44 pm
Remember that the claim is that is a full degree of change in temperature, not thousands of degrees, so that would take a pretty accurate temperature measurement from 100,000 years ago.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:43 pm
What scientific method can accurately predict the temperature 100,000 years ago?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:43 pm
lack conviction. Oh, please. You need to understand sarcasm and not be so easily upset.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:30 pm
I know, right? Hopefully you weren't expecting some prime rib from Mickey D's here.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 3:12 pm
And also suggesting I lack conviction by breathing and using the computer?....really?
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 3:09 pm
So I'm guessing that you question the validity of scientific methods to accurately determine climate conditions thousands of years ago?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 12:36 pm
and I'll bet they were breathing and contributing CO2 to the atmosphere.
OTC - July 16, 2014, 12:28 pm
Because obviously the earth never heated up before the industrial revolution and that people who believe this actually contribute to it as evident by using a computer to make the poster, obviously lacking conviction
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:40 am
Right, obvious. Especially when you consider that NASA has temperature readings that go back 100,000 years to support this poster.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 9:19 am
The variables you speak of are the denials by those who refuse to accept the obvious.
JBL - July 15, 2014, 1:36 pm
There is NO undeniable truth to CO2 as the instigater of temperature change, there are many variables.
Zeitguy - July 15, 2014, 1:53 am
If political debate is unable to begin at the point of scientific, undeniable truth, then all that occurs afterward is unscientific, deniable rhetoric.


SURF OR FIGHT - Because Obama don't surf son ...




DEMOCRAT WAR ON MOMMIES -




OBAMACARE... JUST LIKE BUYING BEER -




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe 10 years of global cooling proves global warming




When O J was acquitted -


TAGS: civilized society verses racial stirring because sharpton and jackson make their money with racial divide
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crankyhead - January 31, 2015, 3:32 pm
"Keep trying."? I'm all out of guesses. Why don't you just explain it to me?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 3:16 pm
That's cute. You hold onto that bone, Fido. X-D
OTC - January 28, 2015, 2:16 pm
If you're not a sock puppet then why do you keep answering questions direct to others?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 1:36 pm
So now you're back to thinking I'm Cranky in disguise? Gee...you're starting to sound like Emma(R.I.P.) nyuk nyuk nyuk
OTC - January 27, 2015, 2:18 pm
I knew that would get cranky's sock puppet agitated
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
Translation (OTC): But I like "Sharknado." :-(
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
And before you flip out over THAT point about OJ and race...remember I used the word "sarcastic." ;-) Okay, I have long drive ahead of me. Gots to go. In any case, nice jousting with you mate. Cheers =)
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:56 am
If u dont like"skin color being brought into this",its because youre projecting(that ALL u).Regarding OJ's acquittal,one could sarcastically argue:why do whites need to riot?Their ancestors never were enslaved by blacks.What do they have to be bitter for?
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:48 am
And now you are telling me that this entire time you were actually just talking about economic classes, not addressing race even though you were knowingly answering questions about racism in response to a poster you made about race??? How convenient.LMAO
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:46 am
Your direct response to that EXACT point about institutional racism was that the majority of people that end up in prison (i.e.blacks) aren’t the victims,they are actually the ones screwing everyone else over through welfare abuse, alleging reverse racism
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:42 am
Let's walk through these posts, shall we? Your provocative poster is about RACE. Cranky challenged your provocative position on RACE. Next, you responded about “two different cultures whose civil rights were violated”, again discussing RACE provocatively.
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:40 am
Rubbish.
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:13 am
You're the one that brought skin color into this, and you accuse me of being racist?
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:11 am
I said "class" as in middle class and lower class. I'm middle class and work with several middle class blacks and deal with a lot of lower class whites
OTC - January 26, 2015, 9:51 pm
You make ridiculous comments such as #72453 and expect a decent discussion?
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:26 pm
Translation (OTC): The government takes money away from whites and gives it to blacks, even though I have zero evidence to back this claim. No, I'm not possessed by racist ideology or thinking.
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:25 pm
"Keep trying?"You make these bold, brazen points and then run for the hills when confronted about them...every time.If you can't stand behind your positions,you can't expect others to do it for you.In the real world, we call that "conceding."Try again X-D
OTC - January 26, 2015, 12:10 pm
You do make an interesting point. Wealth is taken from one class of a neighborhood in the form of taxes and distributed largely to another class of a neighborhood which also happens to be the same class largely populating our prisons.
OTC - January 26, 2015, 10:04 am
Keep trying
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:27 pm
…represented by race, you won't acknowledge that the same disproportionality also exists in how wealth is divided neighbourhood to neighbourhood, and your refusal is somehow my fault, because I'm ignorant? Is that about right?
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:24 pm
Let me see if I'm following your logic… You refuse to believe that racism still exists, you won't acknowledge that racial profiling is an actual police tactic, you won't acknowledge that prison populations are, by and large, disproportionately...
OTC - January 20, 2015, 9:06 pm
Still living in bliss are you?
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:28 pm
Was…? Had…?
OTC - December 30, 2014, 7:51 am
It points out 2 different cultures, one was abused, mistreated, and had their civil rights violated and that anger seems to have filtered down thru the generations. Now show me where I blame you or how you fully understand me
crankyhead - December 28, 2014, 7:26 pm
OTC, I understand fully why you're unwilling to defend some of the things you say… what I don't understand is why it is you expect everyone to believe that it's my fault.
OTC - December 26, 2014, 1:24 pm
You must be living in bliss
crankyhead - December 26, 2014, 8:02 am
Ok.. so you're uncomfortable answering the question... no surprise there. Maybe you'd like to take a second and answer your own question then? What is/was the difference?
OTC - December 26, 2014, 6:35 am
Not what you're hoping it says
crankyhead - December 24, 2014, 7:55 pm
What are you trying to say here OTC?


WHAT THE DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW -




Why do politicians talk in schools? -


TAGS: i m just jealous because the marijuara party is never invited
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Curlyrocks - July 15, 2013, 9:06 pm
Yup.... and he's a politician is he not. So he should probably keep all the seedy corruption that stems from politics away from children. The same way we keep them safe from the seediness that is caused by booze.
ughomer - July 14, 2013, 7:09 am
"W" read My Pet Goat to kids as the twin towers crashed down. Recall?


DEMOCRATS -




DEMOCRATS -




Low information voting -




Fast acting -




Obama's Foreign Policy -




We did have insurance -




LIBERAL SCIENTIFIC LOGIC -




BECAUSE BARACK SAID SO -




$100,000 FINE - Because NBA referrees hate being referred to with homosexual slurs moreso than simply being called an "effing idiot" or an "effing moron". Hence the much larger fine this time.




stupidity -




TREAT THE CAUSE, NOT THE SYMPTOM -


TAGS: symtom cause republic
Rating: 4.17/5

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crankyhead - November 13, 2012, 4:11 pm
or in other words: "Kenya Kenya Kenya." -or- "Getting pregnant by your rapist is a gift from God." -or- "Homo***uals cause hurricanes." -or- "Global warming is a hoax." -or- "Renewable energy isn't a viable alternative." -or- ...You get the picture.
crankyhead - November 13, 2012, 4:09 pm
...simply just a position that happens to be contrary to reality.
crankyhead - November 13, 2012, 4:08 pm
contradictions as an invitation to try to 'shout down' reality, with even more rhetoric, then you wouldn't feel as though the left is trying to convince you that you have a morally inferior position. Because your position isn't morally inferior, it is...
crankyhead - November 13, 2012, 4:07 pm
The emperor wears no clothes JG. I won't apologise to you, or to anyone else, that reality has a liberal bias. Perhaps if you were more inclined to accept reality when it contradicts your political narrative, instead of just viewing these...
fauxnews - November 13, 2012, 9:38 am
JGullible... the only one who is brainwashed is a conspiracy believing fool like you. You only support democracy when the outcome favors you, commie wanker. Al-Qaeda would love to read your posts right now, commie...
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 11:06 pm
begin to put a dent in the deficit, hence why we say there is a spending problem- for example the year O increased spending with a 20% increase..
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 11:05 pm
dont agree with someone vs the right. Believe me, most times I am so done with both sides because they pander so much instead of solving problems. If a liberal sat down with a calculator, they'd see that their "let the rich pay a little more" does not
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 11:03 pm
http://collegeinsurrection.com/2012/10/liberal-professors-blame-free-speech-for-violence/ i know more liberals than conservatives who get frothy in the mouth when they hear things they don't agree with. I get more name-calling from the left when I
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 11:00 pm
liberals are demagogues http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/1/liberal-majority-on-campus-yes-were-biased/?page=all
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:56 pm
http://exposingliberallies.blogspot.com/2010/03/democrats-rewriting-history.html
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:54 pm
Lie-berals keep trying to make slavery a Republican evil, while it has been Democrats fighting to keep slavery vs Lincoln a Republican, who freed the slaves, while Al Gore's daddy and other KKK members (demoncrats) who fought against civil rights
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:52 pm
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2604566/posts
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:50 pm
http://educationviews.org/professor-praises-stalin-claims-he-never-committed-one-crime/
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:49 pm
http://aconservativeteacher.blogspot.com/2012/05/facts-about-communism-some-teachers.html
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:45 pm
you and your lib friends continually jump the shark by stating a morally superior position without ever revealing it. The emperor's new clothing as it were.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 10:45 pm
There crack goes again, reading what's not written. Our schools have done this to people. its time for just the opposite cracky
crankyhead - November 12, 2012, 5:47 pm
OK then JG, dumb it down for me then. How is it that you believe educated people are what's wrong with society?
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
once again crack, you read what's not printed
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:50 am
THen again there are liberals who can't read like crack here- who take my points to absurdity because he likes to put words in everyone elses's mouth that he does not agree with. Crack- I've been saying just the opposite.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:48 am
once again crack- there is a difference between learning to think and letting others do the thinking for you. Professors teach what to think instead of how to think. Again, the subtlety is too much for you with your cutesy arguments ad absurdity.
JGalt - November 12, 2012, 6:47 am
once again crack- there is a difference between learning to think and letting others do the thinking for you. Professors teach what to think instead of how to think. Again, the subtlety is too much for you with your cutesy arguments ad absurdity.
jaxx - November 11, 2012, 9:32 pm
There's no work ethic anymore. it's gone, people just want a bed, a change of clothes, a meal and a computer. Put them in a box with just that and they will be happy. They don't get "The Reality of the dream". It's gone....sad, very sad....
jaxx - November 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
I don't know how mod I am, but, "F" I do think woman should have the same pay as men and have the same mendical as men, they should not have to pay more. And, Immigration is a biggie. I think if they have a job they should be able to work, with papers.
PapaFox - November 11, 2012, 8:53 pm
@Jaxx - Exactly. That's why I'm an independent now. With all the pandering to the tea party loons and religious nuts, the Repubs have chased away many of the moderates. Kick out all the Limbaughs and Coulters and bring back the George Wills!
PapaFox - November 11, 2012, 8:53 pm
@Jaxx - Exactly. That's why I'm an independent now. With all the pandering to the tea party loons and religious nuts, the Repubs have chased away many of the moderates. Kick out all the Limbaughs and Coulters and bring back the George Wills!
jaxx - November 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
JG,I agree,they teach kids how to NOT think for themselves,Government conspiracy? or to many individual teachers pushing their opinions on young minds?. Either way, I had both.Remember how Russia was EVIL and no one had ever been behind the iron curtain?.
jaxx - November 11, 2012, 4:56 pm
The Republican party is to split in it's thinking. You have the Tea party, then you have hard core, yet not as hard core as the tea party, then you have the mods and then the Meh group. I am seriously thinking of re-registering as an independent.
terroraustralis - November 11, 2012, 3:03 pm
and this is a problem, because the f***tarded moron conservatives outnumber the rational intelligent conservatives so greatly, that obama supporters dont even know there IS such a thing as a rational, intelligent conservative.
terroraustralis - November 11, 2012, 3:02 pm
the PROBLEM, Jgalt, is the horde of f***tarded conservatives, too stupid to make even a basic argument. people dont support obama because they like obama, they support obama because they f***ing hate conservative morons.
terroraustralis - November 11, 2012, 3:01 pm
the PROBLEM, Jgalt, is the horde of f***tarded conservatives, too stupid to make even a basic argument. people dont support obama because they like obama, they support obama because they f***ing hate conservative morons.
crankyhead - November 11, 2012, 2:19 pm
So, JG, you're saying the solution to all of America's problems is to promote people becoming more ignorant? I think you might have just 'jumped the shark'.
JGalt - November 11, 2012, 2:08 pm
the cause: our schools, media, colleges- continually brain-washing those who don't think too deeply for themselves- they let others do it for them.


DOOFUS - sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Nothing Mao, nothing less.




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think that its obscene for a pharmaceutical company to make a profit for its shareholders, yet feel the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.




AMERICA HAS A GUN PROBLEM - Try a different root cause analysis, Liberals!


TAGS: root cause
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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe Capitalism causes poverty.




G.O.P. - Because everyone else hates America




FORMER SENATOR BARBARA BOXER - Because she's worked so damned hard to get that title too!




IT WAS HIS FIRST DAY ROBBING A STORE -




MICHELLE MALKIN - One sick twisted anchor baby.




A GLACIER IN ARGENTINA 1928/2004 - I really don't know how this became a Political issue. When did politicians become Scientists?




HEADLINES -




SENSE - This makes none.


TAGS: we hate him because bush
Rating: 2.09/5

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Renza - March 26, 2013, 8:08 am
Prayer, so much more effective than actually doing something...
JGalt - March 26, 2013, 12:27 am
one's a man of peace, the other- theft


The true face of the Democrat Party -




because: health -




you're only mad... -




if liberals were so concerned about the retiring population -




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